Wednesday, 20 July 2016

Deffskulls: Da Grand Loot

Sit u H en report...

Wez ad a bust up wiv da tinpot tekkies, wid dem big dome-ed robot fings... we krumped a couple but were out dakkad. We need more dakka. Butt we did nick a cupple bitz wile da tekkies were messin wid some relic... eejits fussin over old tek while we nick da noo stuff!

Den we ad a fite wiv some beakies, we ad well more dakka dan dem an we won. We krumped lotsa dem boxis dey call rinos, and a skimma thing dat wuz longer dan yoosyul. Wun of da rinos blew up into a million sqillyon peesees, I don't fink we av enuff duks tayp for dat wun...

Dat shud get us started

Jezza




Or, in English, played Mech, lost, but killed about two robots  (out of eight!) then played marines, wrecked three rhinos, exploded a fourth, and wrecked a land speeder storm. Plenty for my lootas to get their teeth into ;)

In other news, I had a quiet afternoon so made a batman symbol for my kitchen window out of a cardboard box.


At night, the kitchen light projects a 20' wide Batman symbol onto the dodgy nightclub next door...


Now this started as a bit of fun, but since then the Police have been round the venue car park twice... once with sniffer dogs, and a second time just sat in a van waiting... this gives me three possible theories...

1) The Police believe someone is indicating where criminals carry out their activities (in a way we are) and are trying to follow the lead provided.
2) It's all just a coincidence.
3) There actually is a Portsmouth Batman, and the Police are trying to arrest the vigilante, but have so far managed to keep it out of the media... they think this signal is related to him, and are thus hoping to catch him when he comes to respond to the signal.

I really, REALLY hope the final one is right...

3 comments:

  1. Me too...

    It's you, isn't it ?

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    1. No in this particular scenario I seem to be playing the role of commissioner Gordon... :P

      still, I know if life ever went shit and I wanted to end it all, I would attempt to live as Batman. The crazy shit he does, fighting villains, you'll be dead within a few days, and will therefore have got what you wanted. If however you prove to be good at it and are not killed, you wouldn't want to commit suicide any more because YOU'RE FUCKING BATMAN!!! :P

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    2. No in this particular scenario I seem to be playing the role of commissioner Gordon... :P

      still, I know if life ever went shit and I wanted to end it all, I would attempt to live as Batman. The crazy shit he does, fighting villains, you'll be dead within a few days, and will therefore have got what you wanted. If however you prove to be good at it and are not killed, you wouldn't want to commit suicide any more because YOU'RE FUCKING BATMAN!!! :P

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