Tuesday, 5 October 2010

Santa Ork Is Coming To Waaaagh

Something for the Escalation tournament I'm going to in a couple weeks. I plan to use it as an objective marker, though may use it as a regular warboss in future games. Hell, if the stores all have their christmas stuff out already, no one can complain about me jumping on the band wagon...


Get your choppas out
Reload your gun
Give a grot a clout
We're gonna have us some fun
Santa Ork is coming to Waagh

He's making a list
And checking it twice
The boyz want some truks
And some burnas would be nice
Santa Ork is coming to Waagh

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
Cos he's peering through your window
So stop before you go blind mate

O! Get your choppas out
Reload your gun
Give a grot a clout
We're gonna have us some fun
Santa Ork is coming to Waagh
Santa Ork is coming to Waaaaaaagh!

4 comments:

  1. Marvellous! :D

    I especially love the poem!

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  2. Poem?!? You never heard a christmas song before? :oP

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  3. My background for my Escalation army...

    It was the lots-lots-lots-many-eth of Orktober,
    And all through the camp,
    Not a creature was stirring,
    Except the Grots trying to pilfer Santa Orks wallet!

    The boys have their sluggas and choppas, some burnas and deffguns too. But they need some wheels, and are dearly hoping Santa Ork sees fit to bring them some truks and battlewagons and maybe some bikes and other fast things too. Then they can have some real fun! And if Santa could arrange for everyones hero Wazzdakka to visit, that’d be Orksome!

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